Hello fellow deviants (try saying that in a pub)!
I need you. Your answers actually, but you'll get it in a moment. I'm writing my linguistics paper and I need people from the USA to fill a tiny survey. Here are the reasons why you should do it:
-it won't take you too much time,
-it may make you rethink your life choices,
-you have an unique opportunity to be a part of a sociolinguistic experiment and it may not happen again,
-you are doing something really tedious and need a break? Here, fill this survey. You will have a moment to think about your life while having a break and I'll have the important data from you! It's a win-win situation and everyone is happy!
-it will probably take you less time than reading all of this,
IN SHORT FOR THOSE WHO DON"T BOTHER WITH READING ALL OF THE TEXT ABOVE:
YOU (IF USA) FILL SURVEY. ME HAPPY.
So here, the survey: